My Stinky Day

Ok, so I started this post, and only got the title done... that's how busy my days have been lately, I have so many things to update... but, here's a run down of my stinky day:
Part 1
Ok, so in the morning I was out cleaning some stuff up in the yard because it was soooooo windy, and I am seriously talking, I was out there for 5 minutes when I came inside to this....
Keedon and Quinton were in my bedroom, naked (Quint wears diapers) and Cambel was in the kitchen sucking on a huge piece of Chocolate. Chocolate? Where'd he get that chocolate? It wasn't chocolate... Apparently, Quint took his stinky diaper off and thinking he was helping, put it on the kitchen counter and in doing so dumped out (no pun intended) some big chunkys. Needless to say, I scooped up all the boys, put them in the bath, threw the clothes in the washer and cleaned the floor.
Part 2
"Bathtimes are a waste of time"
So, I get my cute Cambel out of the bathtub and lotion him down and put clean cute clothes on him, (Tanners old sweatshirt), and before I could stand up to distract him with toys he pukes all over himself! and it was the color brown... sick!... hmmm, what was that from? New bath, new clothes and a nap later, he was eating a banana, and let me preface with: Cambel is the cleanest eater I've had so far, he usually just gets it in his belly. Not today, he smeared banana all through his hair and on the back of his neck. Why did I give him a bath?
and Why'd I give Keedon one?
Part 3
So, I can tell Keedon is so tired, but the boys won't nap together they just play, and after an hour of this I seperated them, and a little while later Keedon comes out of the office saying he needs to go stinky but doesn't want me to see it... (so I know something's goin' down, don't think I don't Keedon) So, after he'd been in the bathroom for a few, I go in to find this; stinky on the floor, the stool the toilet, and all up and down his legs.... and the toilet was full of a rolls worth of toilet paper! Apparently he hadn't made it to the bathroom in time and that sucker roared it's ugly head beforehand... and he was so responsible to want to clean it up for me. Thanks.
That was my stinky day. It didn't stink, this stuff is just a variation of the norm, it just was stinky stuff.
So, amidst all of this, I have like, 80 projects goin right now, and do you think I touched any of them today, no. Ok, well, one, I reconfigured all the outside Christmas lights to one outlet, cuz we have a timer on it, and I guess I burned out the lights. So, all those hours of untangling lights from around the boys who wrapped themselves up in them, while we were hanging them all over the yard the other day, is chalked up as just a fun day.
I do think all of this in funny, but it did warrant a pizza night.
Let me see if I can end with some kind of a cute, witty quote, .... nope.
I am just glad I can go to bed now... at midnight, again.