April Showers of funny phrases

Keedon: "Mom, help this goes on der."

Keedon: "old mcdonald had a farm, oyie, oyie, oyie oyie... 'n a pig says oink here 'n an oink here 'n an oink here 'n an oink here, oyie oyie oyie!"

Keedon: "here ya go mama, I'n sharing with you"
he said this as he handed me a chicken in a biscuit cracker, and I put it in my mouth and realized he had sucked off all the good stuff.... Come ON! ~ did he think I'd not know!

Coby said: "Keed, here's your juice".
Keedon: "bring it in here peese to the couch, I'n sitting for being tired, I'n so tired."

Keedon: "just one hodog (or apple): which means he doesn't want us to cut it up into pieces,
or he says: "I want a BIG sanwich..." meaning a whole one.

Quinton: "I tuff." when he fell down and skinned his knee, he didn't know we saw or heard him.

Quinton: "Got it?.... ~ oh, I get it!"

Quinton: "Where Daddy?" Me: "At work"

Quinton: "oh, a fichsin peoples?" which is: he's fixin' people? which is what Keedon taught him...

Quinton: at dinner.... "is no funny, TINEOTE!" which is, ("timeout") to Keedon when he spit his milk! although, Quint taught that to Keedon...